Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game.
  -- God

C'mon over and bring the kids.
  -- God

What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand?
  -- God

Keep using my name in vain,
I'll make rush hour longer!
  -- God

Loved the wedding,
invite me to the marriage.
  -- God

That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing...
I meant it.
  -- God

I love you and you and you and you and...
  -- God

Will the road you're on
get you to my place?
  -- God

Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding.
  -- God

Need directions?
  -- God

Do you have any idea where you're going?
  -- God

Have you read my #1 best seller?
There will be a test.
  -- God

We need to talk.
  -- God

Follow me.
  -- God

You think it's hot here?
  -- God

My way is the highway.
  -- God

(And Kat's personal favorite...)
Don't make me come down there.
  -- God