Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game.
-- God
C'mon over and bring the kids.
-- God
What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand?
-- God
Keep using my name in vain,
I'll make rush hour longer!
-- God
Loved the wedding,
invite me to the marriage.
-- God
That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing...
I meant it.
-- God
I love you and you and you and you and...
-- God
Will the road you're on
get you to my place?
-- God